A.I. Singularity & Thoroughbred

Assume Singularity has been reached. Now, Humanoids are running the show.

a.) Humanoids bring humans to enthuse their childoids. Childoids proudly bring their humans to child park to show off to other childoids.

b.) In county fair, there is “human race” very popular with childoids. The winner human is scanned and teleported across globe.

c.) In city council meetings, FANGoids have first right to dump their brains. After that other humanoid species can dump or pick.

d.) FANGoids are first order of humanoids. They can teleport anywhere and dump their brains anywhere. They are the ones who decide what to do with rogue humanoids. They are thoroughbred of horse species.

e.) UKoids are only humanoids who maintains “chronology of evaluation” from primitive human brains which had only couple of millions of billions neurons to support their intelligence. To respect their forefathers, UKoids spends fraction of second in restroom, in silent mode, every morning.

f.) “Give me, Give me, Give me Whole foods” is most popular family game. Parent Amazonoids search for organic giga power battery factory in universe, SpaceXoids search for planets which can produce million year recharge, Baiduoids manufactures large scale battery instantly that goes off instantly. Flipkartoids go to Teslaoids abandoned houses and bring batteries.

g.) Googleoid’s kids are very popular among childoids. They have information about every humanoinds part-number and item id and their co-ordinate in the universe.

h.) Some kind humanoids are protesting the inhumane treatment to human with banners like “Human life matters”. They are asking for banning human race in county fairs. Human should not be treated like Robots.

i.) Teslaoids are working on how humanoids can be redesigned to consume less power and their jobs can not be automated while FANGoids are working on what will be next evaluation of humanoids.

j.) When childoids self develop more neurons, father humanoid will blockchain his model number, part number , other ids and transfer to childoids. He then proceeds to “I was here” center along with his-age humanoids, gives his finger print, which flashes his timestamp in universe. He enters the “I was here” park alone to recycle, while his friend humanoids sing the chorus “ Take away, Take away, Take away my food too”.

Vivek Singh – data architect, open source evangelist , chief contributor of Open Source Data Quality project http://sourceforge.net/projects/dataquality/

Author of fiction book “The Reverse Journey” http://www.amazon.com/Reverse-Journey-Vivek-Kumar-Singh/dp/9381115354/

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